I once had a roommate I'll call Crazy Cat Lady who moved in with her cat Maggie. I'm as big a fan of pets as the next person, but people, there's a limit.
I knew we might be in a little trouble when Crazy Cat Lady expressed concern over the temperature of the tap water. It didn't come out cold enough for Maggie and CCL thought she might have to invest in bottled water to get it chilled to the perfect degree. Ummm....what?
And then there was the baby talk. Who doesn't resort to a little lovey-dovey talk once in a while? I can understand that. But when it's the only way you communicate with your pet and you communicate with your pet with an alarming frequency, then you and I are going to have a problem. Baby talk + unlimited nicknames for your pet = a recipe to drive me batty in less than an hour.
As in, "Hey Mags, should I get your bottled wawa fwom da fwidge? Huh, Maggie-Waggie? Want mama to turn on yo' fave-wit show Magpie? What's that Maggers? Oh, who's mama's fave-wit wittle kitty witty? Who's mama's fave-wit wittle kitty witty? That's right Magsy. It's you."
Okay, I might be slightly exaggerating, but not much. If that wasn't enough, she hung not one but several 8x10's of Maggie the cat around her room.
One afternoon, I walked into the living room and thought she was addressing me, only to realize she was discussing the news coverage of a recent tragedy with her feline friend, asking, "Do you think any cats died in that building?" Wow. Just wow.
Our short-lived time as roommates ended when the landlords informed us we were in a pet-free building. (Yeah right. Tell that to the two cats and one dog who were living there at the time). This was a deal-breaker for Crazy Cat Lady and she and Maggie packed up and moved out. It was the last I saw of those two.
I'm reminded of a quote from the movie "The Truth about Cats and Dogs," where Janeane Garafolo's character Abby advises a pet owner: "You can love your pet. Just don't LOVE your pet." I couldn't agree more.